marrying an Engineer

haha, saw this post in the Ectalking.com... wanna share this with you guys, and at the same time practise my translation skill.

Engineer:
before you choose a husband, please compare with other occupations.

Doctor:
Almost all females go for doctors. So don't expect to be together for more than 5 yrs as one day he will surely run away with a nurse or some fake patients.
On the other hand this won't happen to an engineer, as he doesn't even have time to see you, let alone seeing other women.

Lawyer:
Can you trust someone who lives off telling lies? You don't have to worry about your engineer husband, since his pathetic social skill makes his lie nowhere to hide.
On top of that, in the event of a divorce, your lawyer husband will surely win, leaving not even a penny behind for you.

Promoter:
His creditablity is worse than a lawyer. He will always have to attend courses and meeting people of the same creditablity as him.
Your engineer husband will be confined to his tiny cubicle and has nowhere to go to other than home.

Teacher:
The only reason why a man chooses to teaching is because of those young cute students who blindly crowd around him. Soon he will be in jail for having sex with a minor.

Other jobs:
They are too dangerous. If your husband didn't die or become disable, chances are he will become impotent, during the height of your needs!
The only danger an engineer will get is poor vision from staring at the computer screen whole day long. The good thing is when you grow old, he won't be able to see how ugly you have become, and his good memory will ensure he remembers the young pretty face of yours. And when you suspect he is looking at other girls, actually he can't even make out their face!

other good things about marrying an engineer:
Engineers don't groom. You don't need to tidy your home.
Engineers have difficulty finding gf. So he will always be loyal to you.
Engineers are boring. They live in a world of charts and diagrams. You don't need much to please him.
Engineers enjoy fixing things. So when you start throwing things at him, he will be more than happy to fix them back again.
Engineers have high IQ. So your child will be smart and you can show off to your neighbours.
Engineers spend more time researching. So after marriage you still have a lot of freedom.
Engineers are poor in speech, so you can win him in a quarrel.
Engineers believe in logic. So if you are logical, he will respect you. If you ain't logical, don't talk to him about logic and he won't be able to handle you.
Engineers earn quite a lot. He doesn't spend, so you can spend for him.
Engineers just have no charm. So no harm marrying one.

pengz... ridiculously funny. So should we still feel proud we are engineers/engineering students?