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Sunday, July 02, 2006

morning horror

I was having some peaceful moment by myself this morning when something horrible happened.

"CRACK!"

My toilet seat cracked. At 65kg, am I that heavy?

crap posted by chillycraps at 10:20 AM



12 Comments:

  • orh!! someone fat liaoz!!! hahaha..

    By Blogger DJ Niwde, at 7/02/2006 10:39:00 AM  

  • please lor, then Alex must be changing toilet seat everyday?

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 7/02/2006 10:46:00 AM  

  • erm... I'm only 40 kg...
    "please lor, then Alex must be changing toilet seat everyday?"
    You never know! =D J.K!

    By Blogger tstar, at 7/02/2006 11:02:00 AM  

  • skali his toilet seat is made of titanium. Can dissipate heat also.

    shucks my blog is always suaning people...

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 7/02/2006 11:12:00 AM  

  • titanium can dissipate heat?

    Q: Is titanium stronger or cement stronger?
    A: None! They don't have muscles!

    Ok, lame.

    By Blogger tstar, at 7/02/2006 11:15:00 AM  

  • metals are generally better heat conductors than plastic. You try put ceramic there, can make claypot rice....

    Er, arts fac is not wheelchair friendly like engin fac...

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 7/02/2006 11:19:00 AM  

  • oh yar, metals can dissipate heat better. Shucks, all my years of science education down the drain. Yar, arts not so wheelchair friendly, hard for me ah... Actually one can get around arts without climbing a single flight of stairs. But you must know HOW to go about it. And I don't mean sliding down railings.

    By Blogger tstar, at 7/02/2006 11:29:00 AM  

  • How I ended up a victim of this entry is beyond me....

    Chow.... you must be getter fatter la... I getting thinner... :P

    By Blogger Alex Wong, at 7/02/2006 07:56:00 PM  

  • you get thinner for what? careful leh, it is highly flammable..

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 7/02/2006 09:10:00 PM  

  • use re-inforced concrete to build the seat.. remember to pile into the ground also..

    and then hor.. before anything.. bore a tunnel.. and make sure tat you get the piles in properly before makin the shape of the toilet bowl and the seat.. hahaha..

    thinner?? use those aerosol spray cans la.. deodorant can also can.. also flammable.. lolx!!

    By Blogger DJ Niwde, at 7/02/2006 11:49:00 PM  

  • use x-centimetre thick of lead block, then can block out the radiation from the human waste.

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 7/03/2006 07:58:00 PM  

  • i wanna see if anyone will wanna challenge the lameness not.. hahaha..

    By Blogger DJ Niwde, at 7/03/2006 11:36:00 PM  

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