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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

top 10 reasons climbing is better than sex

10. Choice of novice or expert routes
9. A climb can last all day
8. Guidebooks tell you how many visitors have been there before you
7. Can pick the length and diameter of your rope
6. There is always someone backing you up in case you fall off
5. You can leave your protection behind for the next guy
4. Lots of tight cracks
3. It's not considered kinky to wear a harness
2. The only rubber you wear is on your feet
1. There are still rocks that haven't been touched


(trying to cheer myself up a bit)



3 Comments:

  • diaoz.. hahaha.. that's 10 funny reasons for climbing better than sex.. why not come out with 10 reasons sex better than climbing?? vice versa?? hahahah..

    By Blogger DJ Niwde, at 12/20/2005 04:59:00 PM  

  • just want to clarify something, I copy this off from a mailing list.

    Please lor, you think I really know how to compare sex and climbing??

    If you haven't tried opium, how do you know it is bad? (it is right?)

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 12/20/2005 09:25:00 PM  

  • orh.. okie.. tot u invented it out yourself.. hahaha..

    aiya.. relax la.. i thought got vice versa thingy ma.. hahahaha.

    By Blogger DJ Niwde, at 12/20/2005 11:31:00 PM  

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